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What would you do if the Wizards beat the Warriors?

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On the verge of a heavyweight matchup, the Washington Wizards look to become only the 5th team this season to defeat the Golden State Warriors. Although sitting pretty at a 44-4 record, the Warriors have been "struggling" "not playing well" "stumbling" winning by less than 30+ in their recent games against Philadelphia and New York. With the Warriors 10.5 point favorites tonight, we thought it would be fun to ask: "What would you do if the Wizards beat the Warriors tonight?"

(Disclaimer: Should any one of Steph Curry, Klay Thompson or Draymond Green not play tonight, all bets are off)

@DistrictMamba
  • If the Wizards beat the Warriors tonight, I will download Periscope and broadcast myself walking to work/school. I live 20 minutes (driving) from George Mason University and would have to walk across highways and parkways to make it to Mason.
@politiCOHEN_
  • If the Wizards beat the Warriors tonight, I’ll wear an Ohio State football jersey and proclaim on social media it wasn’t pass interference (it was).
@alyndanoel
  • If the Wizards beat the Warriors tonight, I'll listen to a full Justin Bieber song in public, no headphones (or pride). Twitter gets to pick the song.
@MikeDSykes
  • If the Wizards beat the Warriors tonight, I'll purchase a custom Wizards JaVale McGee jersey and take selfies in it for a week straight after the purchase.
  • If the Wizards beat the Warriors tonight, I'll periscope myself listening to the worst album of all time, Yeezus.
  • If the Wizards beat the Warriors tonight, I'll hop in some dirty snow if there's any left.
@aleeinthedmv
  • If the Wizards beat the Warriors tonight, I will drink Natural Light or Milwaukee’s Best for the first time in my life and give a review, perhaps even a positive one. I've skipped this part of my college coming of age though I don’t regret it.

    I went to the College of William and Mary when I was an undergraduate student. I graduated there ten years ago. The Green Leafe Cafe was across the street from my residence hall.
  • If the Wizards beat the Warriors tonight, I will attend a Mug Night at The Green Leafe for the first time ever in my life with a bunch of college seniors who are 10 years younger than me. I have been to the Leafe when I was in school a couple times to have lunch or dinner. But I never went there on a Sunday night. Ever. That is something I actually regret to this day.
@jakewhitacre
@Jon_Munshaw
  • If the Wizards beat the Warriors tonight, watch all of the movie "Thunderstruck" with Kevin Durant and live Tweet it, only saying positive things about the movie. I will also run a lap around my apartment complex in a John Wall jersey while playing "Gonna Fly Now" out loud.
@QRosborough
  • If the Wizards beat the Warriors tonight, I’ll take a practice SAT and post the score on the blog.