For most of the past 30 years, there have been two constants in life:
- The Simpsons at 8 PM on Sunday nights on Fox.
- The Wizards doing #SoWizards things.
Inevitably, the comedic lows and highs of following the Wizards over the past three decades are going to lead to analogies between memorable moments in Wizards and Simpsons history. Here's our attempt to the collect as many as possible in one place.
All the trust we put into the Chris Webber-Juwan Howard tandem
The awkward end to the Michael Jordan era
The John "Hotplate" Williams era
When Gilbert Arenas blogged that he was going to score 50 on Portland...and only scored 9 points
When the Wizards won Draft Lottery to take John Wall in 2010
When Mike Bibby arrived in 2011
The Wizards trying to get Rashard Lewis to accept a buyout
When John Wall had to sit out the first 33 games of the 2012-13 season, it was like...
Andray Blatche said he was "willing to die for his team" the problem was...
The final days of the Blatche era
When the Wizards put Blatche on the inactive list to work on his conditioning
Flip Saunders trying to coach JaVale McGee
JaVale McGee trying to dunk from the free throw line
Randy Wittman's first speech after being named head coach
Wittman's approach to analytics
When the Wizards brought in Andre Miller to replace Eric Maynor
When Drew Gooden forced a trade off the Wizards in 2010 and thought he was gone from Washington for good
The awkward moment when you remember all the smack you talked after the Wizards beat the Pacers in Game 1
The upcoming Wizards-Cavaliers rivalry