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John Wall is Optimus Dime

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John Wall deserves a nickname worthy of his play on the court. Thanks to Truth About It's John C. Townsend, we finally have one.

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Thursday, John C. Townsend put together a great piece on Truth About It explaining how Marcin Gortat has adjusted his game to become an excellent pick and roll partner for John Wall. You should read the whole thing, but here's the essence of the piece:

He's been supercharged from a natural scorer into an ideal offensive machine: Optimus Dime. Wall, much improved in the halfcourt, no longer waves away screens from the Polish Machine and and both players are better off for it.

While I couldn't agree more with the breakdown, the nickname bugged me. Yes, Gortat has been putting himself in optimal position to be on the receiving end of Wall's assists lately, but that nickname was being wasted on Gortat, who already gets to be called The Polish Machine, The Polish Hammer or Sexual White Chocolate, depending on your preference. So I made an appeal to John to reconsider the nickname

Thankfully, he agreed with me:

Yes, let us never speak of that nickname again.

LEGGO, indeed.

Optimus Dime is the absolute perfect name for someone who is in the top three in steals and assists per game. He has that rare blend of size, speed, athleticism and pure point guard instincts that make this nickname perfect for such a transformative talent. And let's not forget, as Wikipedia states well, Optimus Prime is a "brave, powerful, wise and compassionate leader who puts his talent to use improving the universe around him." Sounds a lot like John Wall to us.

As far as I know, no one has asked Wall about whether or not he approves of the Optimus Dime nickname yet, but this is how I would hope he reacts to hearing the nickname.