I'm going to give you a timeline of what transpired this afternoon and I'll let you draw your own conclusions on what's going on here.
Wednesday at 1:12 PM, I observed that this site had gone a full week without mentioning Kevin Durant in an article
Everyone, we did it. One full week without mentioning Kevin Durant. http://t.co/9Mr7OZe7yb pic.twitter.com/KJxdwM7QnK— Bullets Forever (@BulletsForever) November 19, 2014
If you've read us for any amount of time, you understand this is a big milestone.
Less than 30 minutes later, I sent out this tweet on my personal account, which I THOUGHT was a joke
.@kdtrey5 please say something non-committal about your future so I can generate some clicks.— Jake Whitacre (@jakewhitacre) November 19, 2014
CONFESSION: Yes, I live to make light of every single twist and turn in this bizarre saga, solely to exploit that small part of you that still clings to this hope for my own personal enjoyment and getting you to read about it. I am a monster.
But then, less than 17 minutes after that tweet, Kevin Durant posted this on Twitter
Getting excited to announce my newest partner…the name is gonna be familiar— Kevin Durant (@KDTrey5) November 19, 2014
I can't make this stuff up. Those are the facts, people. Now you know.
Based on that information, we have a few ideas, what this new partnership could be about:
Spoiler alert. RT @KDTrey5: Getting excited to announce my newest partner…the name is gonna be familiar pic.twitter.com/rVaFCtLOo1— Bullets Forever (@BulletsForever) November 19, 2014
Yes, we all know who Ted Leonsis is. RT @KDTrey5: Getting excited to announce my newest partner…the name is gonna be familiar— Bullets Forever (@BulletsForever) November 19, 2014
- Washington Wizards Creative Liaison Wale, who has partnered with Durant before.
- Ben's Chili Bowl
- DeSean Jackson
- Teaming up with Bradley Beal for a Easterns Motors ad
- Probably not RG3, since he's focused on San Francisco.
- Bullets Forever!
- Fugazi reunion
- The Smithsonian