John Wall's first signature shoe with Adidas comes out this Friday, so you had to figure a commercial to promote the shoe was bound to come out this week. The one that we got was pretty crazy. Here's the full commercial:
The commercial starts with one of John Wall's friends telling him about getting his first shoe is part of "The Process." Here's what "The Process" entails:
Winning a championship
Getting married and living in a big mansion
Getting his number retired, which Wall seems VERY excited about
Opening "Wall's Wings & Burgers"
Getting fat and content
Getting fat and old
Losing his restaurant
Losing his wife and mansion, but keeping the fat
Given how some past Bullets and Wizards legends have flamed out after their time in the NBA, this is pretty terrifying and quite possibly accurate vision of Wall's future. But if that first image holds true, we'll try not to be too sad about Fat John Wall trying to sell cars in 20 years.