Bradley Beal wants to change his name to Batman

So, this tweet crossed our lines earlier today.

Asked @realdealbeal23 what he would change his name to if he could (i.e. ochocinco Metta World Peace) he said Batman. Best. Answer. Ever.

— Casey Phillips (@caseyreporting) September 25, 2012

This is obviously a stunning realization. This is why Jake and I had the following Gchat conversation this afternoon.

But we had to keep going a little longer.

Now, we need your help. Which superhero best describes each Wizards player?