#QUOTESANITY: 2. Valentine's Shorties vs. #7 Three Cereal Meals

For the next few weeks, we're voting on the top Wizards quote of the year, bracket-style, in a little something we like to call #QUOTESANITY. Our current match-up features Jordan Crawford keeping his expenses down in February and Trevor Booker unveiling his diet.

2. Valentine's Shorties

I'm the wrong person to talk to about Valentine's Day. I usually get rid of my shorties around now. -Jordan Crawford, when asked what gifts he gives for Valentine's Day.

7. Three Cereal Meals

Probably Kellog's, because I eat a lot of cereal. I eat cereal, like, three times a day. -Trevor Booker on which company he would like to have as a uniform sponsor.

While we at Bullets Forever do not necessarily endorse either strategy proposed here (although some of us could eat Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch all day), we do think they make for some solid quotes. Vote away!