Are the Celtics doomed, or just bored? Is Rajon Rondo suddenly bad at basketball? Do they miss Kendrick Perkins? Did the Perkins trade shatter their identity? Are Ray Allen, Paul Pierce and Kevin Garnett dogging it because they are mad at Danny Ainge? Is Jeff Green actually good or even halfway decent at basketball? Does Delonte West somehow have something to do with LeBron James' mom getting arrested?
All important questions. The more important question, though, is whether we as Wizards fans should care about the answers? I'm going to go with a big helping of no.