As some of you know, BF user ThaCaronic creates rap tracks in his spare time. Back when the Wizards were playing poorly, he gave us this gem advocating for a complete blow up. But now, we're all happy, and so is he.
So to commemorate what most likely will be the beginning of the John Wall era, ThaCaronic decided it was time to create a John Wall rap. He calls it "Do the J-Wall," and you can listen to it by clicking on the link below. Full lyrics below the jump.
Hook
J- Wall, do the J-Wall
J- Wall, do the J-Wall
J- Wall, do the J-Wall
Pump that bicep, in and out ya'll
Welcome down to DC
Call it Chocolate City
If there one thing, we can agree
You the top dogg like this emcee
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Yo Welcome to town John you the #1 pick
If Ernie goes with Turner, he might as well quit
You a down souf kid, like biscuit and grits
He as good as gets at giving point guards fits
Ha, he just a wild cat yall
But got that quick cross-over that you can't combat yall (no way)
And hey maybe his Js a little flat yall
But with him we no longer Nba doormats yall
Welcome to the Wall of Chinatown
Seacacus, NJ is where it all went down
Young Irene turn a frown upside down
Now the Wiz be world renown (chyeah right)
Not to misrepresent at least now they fuckin' relevant
A playoff spot they we got the scent
Chocolate city what we represent (that's what's up)
Hook
Truth wrote dat Wall the perfect match for Gil
Got so excited ask my girl "you on the pill?"
Grab some bubbly, it's time to celebrate
Cuz now for west coast games I be stayin' up late
Man Ted youza lucky charm
Draft so hot I pull the fiyah alarm
Now ya got cyber space buzzin free agent market
And we already know that Blatche is the hot shit
Yeah Andray Blatche is the hot shit
This a Dipset remix and a post J-Wall fix
A post J-Wall fix
Get ya post J-Wall fix
Hook/Outro