Gilbert Arenas.
Megastar athlete, one-time blogger, Halo aficionado. A man barely alive.
Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology.
We have the capability to make the world's first bionic man. Gilbert Arenas will be that man. Better than he was before.
Better, stronger, faster.
This is an open thread, so if you're still having problems trying to remind yourself what Gilbert Arenas used to be like, talk about it here.
GO WIZARDS!