(The recap post will come in time. Please accept this filler post with my apologies until then. -Jake)
Ladies and gentlemen, I think I might have figured out why this hip injury has slowed down Caron for so long: he's been sleeping on the couch! It's kind of a winding explanation, but I think you'll see what I'm getting to eventually. First, take a look at the photo:
(Photo by Ned Dishman/NBAE via Getty Images)
This photo comes from the Wizards-Hornets game last Saturday, Caron is wearing the light brown suit. Knowing that little nugget is important because it will make him more identifiable in the following video which was shot at the same Wizards-Hornets game. The video was shot during a TV timeout where the Wizards' dance team was doing a routine as Eddie Jordan was talking to the team. As you'll see in the video, Eddie ends his talk before the dance team finishes their routine. The Wizards all head back to the bench...well, almost all of them. Keep in mind what I said about paying attention to Caron in the light brown suit:
Even if the couch theory doesn't pan out, at least we know that Caron strongly disagrees with this man's opinion.
NOTE/SPOILER: Just to make it clear in case you don't watch the movie (or if you're afraid to), Caron doesn't do anything lewd, promiscuous, obscene, or anything even PG-13 in the movie. He's just easily distracted (like someone else) by the on court entertainment.