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Reason #345,207-b1 why we shouldn't trade with the Heat

As a preface to the story, I have to admit, for the longest time I've been trying to see if DeShawn Stevenson has a Myspace or a Facebook or something like that.  I know a lot of you probably think it's a crazy, pointless endeavor and I don't blame you, but you have to admit if one was ever found it would totally be worth it right?  Eh, maybe it's just me.  Anyways, in this endeavor I somehow managed to stumble across another NBA player's Myspace, one who has been linked in trade rumors with JC Navarro.  It's the one, the only, Jason Williams, whom is not to be confused with this guy or this guy.

Among the highlights of this Myspace (which may or may not be real mind you but I'm leaning towards yes based on some of the pictures, I mean how else would someone get a picture of him with his dad?):

* His top 7 are: Shaq, Randy Moss (went to high school with Jason, although I'm more sure that Randy's Myspace is fake, since his profile pic shows him in a Raiders jersey), Chris Webber, Damon Jones(?!?), Wally Sczerbiak, Alonzo Mourning, and Tracy McGrady.

* He lists his occupation as "Balla." I'm not making this up folks.

* Under education he lists that he's a college graduate. Ummm....

So if the fact that JCN is a younger, better, more complete version of J-Will didn't scare you out of trading with the Heat, hopefully his Myspace did. If it didn't, feel free to play this on loop and party like it's 1999: