Originally Prada asked me to photoshop a pic of DeShawn doing his "I can't feel my face" routine and then put a money fan in there but sadly I couldn't find a pic of it (if you all know of one that you can hook me up with, leave a comment or e-mail me). So with that option gone, I decided to make up for it by giving you some ideas of what DeShawn might do with his $15 million:
- Buy some stock in YouTube, maybe not enough to really be a player in the stock market, but maybe enough to get this taken down.
- DeShawn could buy 600,000 Better 1-on-1 defense tapes.
- He could get a million packets of numbing cream so that he'll never have to feel his face again.
- If he really felt like it, he could get 1,000,667 copies of his girlfriend's album.
- Invest in expensive road kill.
- Get a pack of edible dentures every day for the next 15 million days.
- Buy some more major league swag:
- Get 1,580,611 copies of The Negotiator.
- Make sure that Free Darko "churn(s) out eight-hundred word essays until the end of days"
- Buy part of Canada from Rashard Lewis.
- Feed Latrell Sprewell's family.
- Get a whole bunch of stuff signed by Gilbert Arenas!
Donate it to Bullets Forever