Pat Riley rates the Heat's play this season.
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Here's what Pat Riley had to say about his team after an embarrassing 91-76 loss to the Bobcats, which dropped the team to 1-6 for the season:
"Me? Play. I guarantee you I should suit up. I'd play better than some of them right now, I guarantee it. I swear to God. With an old hip and 62 years old and I can't see, I'll play better than some of my guys tonight. Come on, they were pretty bad."
Ouch! Now, if you can make it through the day without trying to envision what Eddie Jordan would look like suiting up for the Wizards, more power to you. If you can't, pack a light lunch.