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NCAA Strips LaFontaine of Islanders, Sabres Stats

After a three-month investigation, the NCAA announced it has stripped Pat LaFontaine of his statistics and awards accumulated while playing for the Buffalo Sabres and New York Islanders. (Satire.)

Sexiness vs. Deadliness 5: UFC 170

BE's striking specialist Connor Ruebusch picks fights against his girlfriend, pitting his analytical skills against her taste in men. It's sexiness vs. deadliness, in the ultimate test to determine the best fight-predicting criterion.

World Famous Eagles Fan Justin Bieber Retires

It's a sad day for Eagles nation. World famous pop musician, actor, and singer/songwriter Justin Bieber has "officially retired". Per his Twitter account: My beloved beliebers I'm officially...

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All-MSU Power Poll: Christmas Movies Edition

It came to my attention on the main thread that MSU should actually be mentioned in conjunction with all of the movies on Jesse's power poll, as they fit them all better than any other team (being...

CN EXCLUSIVE: NEW BILLY BLUEJAY.

Corn Nation's crack investigative team has the exclusive on Creighton's new mascot.

This Just In: Week 35 Edition

Who can keep up with all the real, factual news out there? Sit back and enjoy some stories that are entirely, 100% made-up.

This Just In: Week 34 Edition

Who can keep up with all the real, factual news out there? Sit back and enjoy some stories that are entirely, 100% made-up.

This Just In: Week 33 Edition

Who can keep up with all the real, factual news out there? Sit back and enjoy some stories that are entirely, 100% made-up.

This Just In: Week 32 Edition

Who can keep up with all the real, factual news out there? Sit back and enjoy some stories that are entirely, 100% made-up.

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