Evaluating DeShawn Stevenson's 2008/09 season and assessing his prospects for 2009/10
Finding the ideal backcourt mate for Gilbert Arenas, using lots of numbers and several gut feelings.
Wizards down one, 9.2 seconds to play, must-win game. What's the play?
There's a play Eddie Jordan loves to run called "ISO Giant," and it goes like this:
Dixon inbounds to McGee. McGee dunks the ball in his own basket. Wizards now down three. Dixon inbounds to Muresan, who has been summoned from VIP lounge, where he runs the executive nacho dispenser. Muresan swings to Jamison in the corner. Defense rotates, but Arenas anticipates the shift, positions wheelchair behind the defender and yanks his shorts down. Jamison drops 3-point finger roll at the buzzer. Analyst Doug Collins screams "Kiss me, Michael!" and stabs DeShawn Stevenson. Wizards make technical free throw, win game.
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