The official "I love Gilbert Arenas" open thread

by Mike Prada on Jan 3, 2007 11:26 PM EST in Recaps

Much, much more coming later, but let's take this moment in one more time. That shot was from Bethesda, but he somehow got it to go. Insane doesn't even begin to describe it.

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WOOOOOOO that rocked

by miestersean on Jan 3, 2007 11:39 PM EST reply actions

...And now a random fact about Gilbert Arenas

Superman owns a pair of Gilbert Arenas pajamas.

Gilbert Arenas lowered the crime rate WHILE cutting government spending.

Notice that the lines at the DMV have been a little shorter lately? Gilbert Arenas.

Some people check their closet at night for the Boogeyman. The Boogeyman checks his closet for Gilbert Arenas.

Gilbert Arenas' sweat has been proven to cure cancer. His urine is an intoxicatingly aromatic cologne. His semen - much to the chagrin of his sexual conquests - can be used as a quick-bonding industrial adhesive.

The four branches of American government:
-legislative
-executive
-judicial
-Gilbert Arenas

It takes Gilbert Arenas 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Gilbert Arenas doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

When Gilbert gets into a rhythm he doesn't get hot.
Hot gets Gilbert Arenas.

Gilbert Arenas punched a man out of hate and erased his entire existance from earth. This cannot be proven, since technically the man never existed.

And I heard he's fairly good at roundball as well.

by Jake Whitacre on Jan 4, 2007 12:02 AM EST reply actions

Oh, and one more thing!

He was TIME Person of the Year for 2006, so take that!

(Can you tell I'm excited?)

by Jake Whitacre on Jan 4, 2007 12:12 AM EST up reply actions

by TheHype on Jan 4, 2007 12:24 AM EST reply actions

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I love that photo because numerous fans already have their arms raised, and both Redd and Patterson already have the "Aw, fuck" look on their faces. Everyone knew.

by Seth @ Bullets Forever on Jan 4, 2007 9:50 PM EST reply actions