This game just got a lot more interesing than just a point guard battle between the New Wizards Order and the "National Bureau of Assists."
1. Why is Kevin Seraphin wearing a ski mask on a plane? 2. Marcin Gortat isn't making a pose for that photo. He's actually been frozen in that position since Kevin Durant dunked on him Wednesday. We kid! Hammer some Blazers in Portland, Marcin.
Found this item on NBA.com. Apparently the Wizards have Jesus Shuttlesworth on speed dial.
"Last night in D.C. was weird, but none of this is crazy. On one side, there’s the most electric passer in the NBA, and on the other, there’s the most unstoppable player on earth who can’t seem to get more than 16 shots a game. "
If you head over the NBA All-Star Game website, this is the image being shown for the featured content. We won't know the results officially until tonight, but this certainly seems promising, as if his lead in the last returns weren't encouraging enough.
If you didn't know any better, you'd guess Kevin Durant was already a Wizard.
You're gonna have to do better than that if you want to stop John Wall, Steven Adams.
Verrrrrrrrrrry subtle.