Wizards vs. Bulls Game 5 preview: A real fan makes his own luck

Geoff Burke-USA TODAY Sports

The Wizards have a chance to close this series out in Chicago tonight, but only a fool would play up Washington's chance to win tonight. Luckily, an even BIGGER fool will attempt to play it down.

It's no secret that the Wizards have played really well against Chicago this series. Every game has been an up-and-down affair; after all, the top defense in the league is not going to go down without a fight. But so far, the Wizards have persevered and they're currently up 3-1.

They're on the road in Chicago tonight, and they won the last two games there. There's a reasonable shot that Washington could end this series tonight.

BUT I AIN'T GONNA TALK ABOUT IT. NOPE NOPE NOPE.

Instead, it's time for a gigantic attempt at a reverse jinx. Ready?

[Finds rabbit's foot. Wears special hat. Does ritual dance.]

Where and When? Tonight's game is at 8 p.m., 7 p.m. Central. BUT WHO CARES CUZ THEY STINK AND AIN'T GONNA WIN DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME. And the game is played at the United Center in Chicago. WHY DO BULLS FANS EVEN WANT TO ATTEND DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME WIZ GON' LOSE AHHHHH.

Who's out? Glen Rice, Chris Singleton, and Derrick Rose are still out. Nene's back BUT WHATEVER WE'RE DOOOOOOOOMED.

Are they good? Who, Chicago? YES OMG BEST DEFENSE IN THE LEAGUE OH NO PLZ HELP WIZ DON'T STAND A CHANCE OH SHAMMGOD SAVE US.

What are they good at? Everything. #help

What are they bad at? Nothing #pleasehelp

Who's going to win? DEFINITELY NOT THE WIZARDS, THAT'S FOR DAMN SURE.

Are you White Fang-ing the Wizards, Amin? What? No way! Whatever do you mean? IT'S JUST NOT WORKING OUT, OK?

Oh.

Um... GO WIZ!

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