Want to meet Agent Zero? I know I always wanted to/still do.
Just go to Shanghai and make yourself a fake press pass like this guy Donnie Does. His thick Boston accent just kills it. There's a Stephon Marbury cameo in there too.
If I ever make it over to China and Gilbert Arenas happens to still be playing for the Sharks, this is exactly what Im going to go do. Then go grab a beer with him.