Okay BF Community, I've got a plan:
Step 1: crowdsource a list of twitter handles for every Wizards player.
Step 2: wait for the team to reach .500 again (give our opponents in the next five games... it might be awhile)
Step 3: on the night when they reach .500, we all start tweeting the same message to all of the players: "great win! Just one more game to reach .500!" Favorite it, retweet it, make that shit trend throughout the DC area.
Step 4: the next game, utterly confused, our team will go out there and put on a clinic.
It won't happen without us, folks. Let's erase this bad mojo the old-fashioned way. Let's punk our team into victory.