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DMC is ready to come here. Now pay him!

I hope I don't get booted for what should be a fanshot, but my computer is dying and nobody reads the fanshots anymore. Cousins is demanding a 5-year max extension and wants to be traded if he can't get it!!! Call the crazy police!


This guy is amazing. He must have Blatche and Young on speed dial!! Ron Artest, this is your life!

The link is here:

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nba-ball-dont-lie/demarcus-cousins-maxed-contract-extension-reportedly-ask-trade-173632731.html

Because this appears to be such an outrageous expectation on the surface, Cousins’ high powered agent Dan Fegan has instructed his client to say nary a word about the Kings, despite the chaotic few months that has resulted in a complete and total regime change in Sacramento.

Since we're on the crazy train, let's go to the trade machine! But oh no! It's too complicated for the trade machine with all these players grayed out!! Plus, how do we get cap space to sign Cousins to a max deal this year? What will John Wall say? Will Wall, Beal and DMC form a junior league Super Team?

How about Ariza's expiring and our 2014 first rounder for DMC and Jimmer??? OR how about being super nice and giving them three years of Nene (you know, the consummate professional who knows how to play basketball) to rid them of John Salmons, and throw in Jimmer for good measure?

I tried to figure out what happens next year if you sign crazy man to a max deal, but my head almost exploded when I saw zeros next to Ariza and Oak with their options. Wait, let me see what Rook said ... stand by ....ok, Rook says if we dump Singleton, Yan, Seraphin and Booker, that frees up $14 million. There we go!

Still want DMC? How nutty do you guys think he will be after he is handed a bag of cash the size of your Honda Accord?

Here's a poll ...

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