So these are the songs I think of when I think of the Wizards. Disagree or have other ideas, leave it on the message board! Warning, it is a bit hip hop heavy (since it is my favorite genre):
•Nene: Living On a Prayer by Bon Jovi
•John Wall: Control by Kendrick Lamar (his verse)
Reasoning? Because he is the Kendrick Lamar of the NBA right now and he just put everyone on notice he is the best
Honorable mention(s): Do the John Wall by Troop 41...This is for obvious reasons; this song is his namesake! Also, Nickles and Dimes by Jay-Z...he racks up those nickles and dimes at a very high rate.
•Martell Webster: B.O.B. by Outkast
Reasoning? Well he drops long range bombs all over the place, that's why!!!
•Marcin Gortat: Vice Versa by Pastor Troy
Reasoning? This songs is very...tough...hard song. Reminds me of his play!
Honorable Mention: Sail by AWOLNation...Every time they say Sail in the chorus, I think of a pounding hammer. Polish hammer...
Trevor Ariza: Love Is Gone by David Guetta
Reasoning? Either we will probably flip him by the trading deadline or he will walk because his price tag will be pretty high. Love will be gone at that point...and until then, lets enjoy this uptempo song
Otto Porter: Skinny Woman by RL Burnside
Reasoning? "don't want no skinny woman"...put some meat on those bones Otto...You need to handle the rigors of NBA!!!
Jan Vesely: If 6 was 9 by Jimi Hendricks
Reasoning? Jan was a high draft pick who will probably never live up to those standards unfortunately, However, he has turned himself into a (and only) useful piece off the bench. Lets not get hung up if he was something else, he is what he is.
Honorable Mention(s): LoveHate Thing by Wale...the name says it all...most of us have a love hate relationship with him
Bradley Beal: Lost Without You by Robin Thicke
Reasoning? We are okay for now, but we will be lost w/o you if you stay out!
Reasoning? For those of you who don't know, The Lonely Island is the comedic music group started from SNL. Eric Maynor and Kevin Serpahin are a joke. That is all. A joke.
The Bench Mob (or lack there of): Get Lucky by Daft Punk/Pharrel
Reasoning: We'd be lucky to get anything out of them. We may have to be up all night...
Haha I had fun with this...what do you guys think?