Magical Pixels, Wizards vs. 76ers: A WIN!!!!

Eric Hartline-USA TODAY Sports

Randy Wittman WANTS YOU to get excited about a Wizards victory.

Wooooooooooooooo!! The Washington Wizards won their first game of the season Wednesday, a 116-102 road victory over the MIGHTY Philadelphia 76ers, who are scrappy and annoying and I don't like them mister not one bit.

But Twitter loves a Wizards victory, especially when it features, FIVE John Wall threes?...No I'm sorry that must be a typo what it isn't?!?!

Mercy. And that wasn't all that had people excited. Martell Webster finally got some extended burn and was feeling it from deep.

And then there was Marcin Gortat, who looked pretty good alongside a finally-healthy Nene.

MARCIN GORTAT CAN DO NO WRONG!!

Except that. Definitely that.

Haha, I know right?

We really should be moving on...

WE DON'T WANT TO WATCH THE GAME WE ONLY WANT TO DO THIS

Goodness. We need to stop and catch our breath. Did the Wizards win yet?

Either that, or the cats missed the litter box again. CURSE YOU CAPTAIN SNUGGLES.

#VictoryFace

Oh my god. Could you imagine pixels any more magical?

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

For actual coverage of Wiz-Sixers, be sure to check our StoryStream and these recaps: [WaPoAPCSN WashingtonWizards.comLiberty BallersPhilly Daily NewsPhilly InquirerCSN Philly]

Here's some game highlights, and postgame interviews. [Randy WittmanWallBradley BealNeneGortatWebsterAl Harrington].

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