Magical Pixels, Wizards vs. Spurs: Boy, that escalated quickly

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I mean that really got out of hand, fast.

Man, Thomas had this one pegged, didn't he? The Washington Wizards got curb stomped Wednesday by the San Antonio Spurs92-79, and fell to 0-3 on an admittedly-tough road trip that began with losses to the Oklahoma City Thunder and Dallas Mavericks.

Let's dive right into this belated-version of Magical Pixels, which we'll begin at the start of the second half, because who really wants to relive this entire game? Nobody, that's who.

Off to a good start.

HAVE FAITH.

TOLD YA TO HAVE FAITH.

I MEANT DON'T HAVE FAITH.

#Wallclops? #CyWall? #cyWallclops?

Captain John Wall? I like it.

Captain John Wall? Captain Jack Sparrow? It was meant to be.

I honestly didn't realize at the time I'd stolen this for my headline, but I totally did. Can't change it. Too perfect.

Stop trolling us.

Heh, he said butts. Here's some recaps.

ROAD TEAM: BF StoryStream | Washington Post (gamersidebar) | CSN Washington (recapMorning Tip) | Truth About ItWiz of AwesWizards.com

HOME TEAM: Pounding The Rock | San Antonio Express-News (recapDuncan sidebarbench sidebarnotes) | Project Spurs

GAME HIGHLIGHTS

POSTGAME INTERVIEWS: Randy WittmanJohn WallBradley BealTrevor ArizaMartell WebsterGlen Rice Jr.

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