For the next few weeks, we're voting on the top Wizards quote of the year, bracket-style, in a little something we like to call #QUOTESANITY. In this installment, we fill our other spot in the finals, with Jordan Crawford's Valentine's Shories facing off against Life In The Cellar regional champion Likes White Players.

2. Valentine's Shorties

I'm the wrong person to talk to about Valentine's Day. I usually get rid of my shorties around now. -Jordan Crawford, when asked what gifts he gives for Valentine's Day.

8. Likes White Players

I don't know how much he trusts rookies, but I heard that he likes white players, so we'll see. -Jan Vesely when asked by a Czech website what he knew about Wizards coach Flip Saunders. He later clarified that he meant European players, but still, that's a great quote.

As you vote, keep in mind #QUOTESANITY is all about finding the best quote from this year, so it should really represent the best of what this season had to offer. So what represents the season better: Abandoning relationships in the name of money, or misunderstandings leading to unintentionally wild accusations? It's time to vote.