#QUOTESANITY: 2. Valentine's Shorties vs. 6. Beer For Lunch

For the next few weeks, we're voting on the top Wizards quote of the year, bracket-style, in a little something we like to call #QUOTESANITY. In this installment, Jordan Crawford's tips on love take on Jan Vesely's lunch practices. In the first round, Valentine's Shorties cruised with with 85 percent of the vote in one of the most lopsided wins of the first round. Meanwhile, Jan Vesely ousted Flip Saunders' Subway diet with 54 percent of the vote.

2. Valentine's Shorties

I'm the wrong person to talk to about Valentine's Day. I usually get rid of my shorties around now. -Jordan Crawford, when asked what gifts he gives for Valentine's Day.

6. Beer For Lunch

I'm Czech so I like beer. :) I'll have one for lunch. :) -Jan Vesely in a Q&A with a Czech website.

Regardless of who wins here, the good news is that Jan will always have someone to drink beer with and Jordan will always have someone to hang with after Valentine's Day. With that in mind, it's time to vote.

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