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Secret to Suns Medical Staff? Why, They're Freezing Their Players, Of Course!

It's like this, the head trainer explained. By freezing them, we stop the aging process in between games and only partially unfreeze them during games. So they're aging at only 25% of the normal rate. Players will be able to compete deep into their 40's and perhaps longer. It's a new era in the NBA. Okay, okay, so they're standing in a cryosauna. Still, at 50k per and players swearing by it, I'm ready to see one installed at the Verizon Center.

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