It's like this, the head trainer explained. By freezing them, we stop the aging process in between games and only partially unfreeze them during games. So they're aging at only 25% of the normal rate. Players will be able to compete deep into their 40's and perhaps longer. It's a new era in the NBA.
Okay, okay, so they're standing in a cryosauna. Still, at 50k per and players swearing by it, I'm ready to see one installed at the Verizon Center.