I'm really pissed off right now. We get a couple years of happiness in the Agent Zero era, and now we're back to being the most pathetic, dysfunctional, hopeless, clueless team in the league. We don't even have the Clippers to beat up on anymore!
Not one single player on this team has the chance to be an All -Star. Sorry, they don't. The Curse of Les Boulez gives us clear guidance on this. We get the first pick in the draft just as the number of great guards out there explodes, and the best player on the board is a one and done who lacks a lot of the skills you look for in a point guard. Rose, Williams and Rondo are all better than our guy. Jeremy Lin and the namesake-who-is-not-related-to Isiah Thomas are just as good as our prized star.
But this isn't about John Wall. He's a great dude and he will be a good to great player. It's about the ghost of Abe Pollin, and the regurgitation (as opposed to reincarnation) of a terrible franchise.
What the hell is Ted doing??? Two years into Flip you have no backup plan for a coach? And when the teem is so poorly assembled that no professional in his right mind could ever expect them to perform you have no backup plan for a new GM? You preach patience to keep plugging in 19-year-olds until you hit gold in an era where the draft seems to get lamer every year?
Man, this rebuild stuff is just really hard. I mean, we're supposed to tank for two more drafts and hope we get Durant and Westbrook 2.0? Really? Dude, I don't know.
We have the same training staff. We have Ed Tapscott. We have G-Wiz. We have players who make the same stupid mistakes over and over again, on the court and off the court. I mean, management can't even stop the kids from shoving their feet in their mouths every time they see a microphone!
I'm sick of JaVale and Nick being on Sportscenter every night because they are punks. I am tired of reading our draft and trade scenarios that will never happen. (Last month I wrote a post about how we should consider keeping the "Three Burritoes" as backups, so what do I know?). I'm tired of Andray Blatche's promises! I'm tired of making my wife miss Gossip Girl and having to negotiate with her to watch these awful games.
I'm tired of Erniespeak! I'm tired of Demarcus Cousins! I'm tired of the Nick Young debate! I hate Cinnemon!!!