I know this is probably the least of dispirited Wizards fans' concerns, but I'm circulating a petition to banish Gangnam Style from the Verizon Center during the month of January. Perhaps it's the fact that I now associate this noxious anthem with fourth quarter home court meltdowns, or maybe just that it's an annoying song that brings out equally annoying dance moves from fans on the dance-cam. Whatever the case, it must go. Look for me at one of the circular tables near the bar in the Dewars Club before the game.