A Festivus for the rest of us links:

• Searching for answers at 0-12, Randy Wittman finally asked his players what they thought before Tuesday's practice. [Wizards Insider | Washington Times | CSN Washington | CBS DC]
• Today's sports media are more concerned with trolling and flame wars than they are box scores and waiver wires, so the Internet certainly took notice when Andray Blatche started trashing the Wizards prior to the Nets' big game against the Knicks on Monday night... [Us]
• But then it (predictably) exploded once he came on the D.C. airwaves to explain himself and things got a little epic. [Us | SB Nation DC | Nets Daily | CBS DC | Wizards Insider | DC Sports Bog | Washington Times | Washington Examiner | CSN Washington | Truth About It | Wizards Extreme | NY Daily News | NY Post | ProBasketballTalk | ESPN New York |The Point Forward | CBS Sports | USA Today]
• Here's some fan reaction to Blatche's radio interview. [DC Sports Bog]
• The Wizards fell victim to a traveling basketball clinic known as the Spurs on Monday night, but even if they learned a thing or two, do they have the horses to replicate such offensive efficiency? [Us]
• Hey, I actually tweeted about this failed 3-on-1 during the Spurs game, but seeing it on repeat in GIF form somehow slams the point home even harder. [Guyism]
• BNIE writes that the bottom has fallen out, and is looking for Ted to take action.
• Meanwhile, Ted writes about his team being "out-classed and out-gunned" by the Spurs. Dem's fightin' words! [Ted's Take]
• Andrew Sharp explains why we're all still fans of the Wizards: Because we're insane. [SB Nation]
• Three WaPo scribes witnessed the insanity first hand at the Spurs game. Equal doses of hilarious and depressing in this piece. [Washington Post]
• The Wizards are even depressing Mike Wise. [Washington Post]
• When you're the only winless team in the NBA and everybody else has at least three victories, yeah, you're going poll last in pretty much every power ranking. [SB Nation DC]
• The Wiz are fast-approaching NBA infamy. [Washington Examiner]
• Scott Van Pelt is amazing. [ESPN Radio]
• An argument for why the Wizards should fire Randy Wittman and hire Nate McMillan. Are we sure McMillan would even accept the job? [The Fan Manifesto]
• More on the three college kids who wore teary-eyed paper bags to the Spurs game. [DC Sports Bog]
• Gregg Popovich and Tim Duncan are the cutest couple. [Truth About It]
• ESPN has come up with its "All-Time Ball-Hog" team, a squad of the NBA's least productive offensive players, past and present, and wouldn't you know it, a Wizard made the cut. Sigh. [ESPN Insider]
• Oh yea, the Wiz play the Blazers tonight at Verizon. [WashingtonWizards.com | AP]
• Nene and Shaun Livingston both plan to play tonight. But then again, Nene was supposedly good to go Monday night, so yeah. [Washington Examiner | CSN Washington]