Give us your Wizards slogans

Rob Carr

With #WizardsSlogan exploding on Twitter, it's time to brainstorm.

What is the Washington Wizards' Twitterverse to do on a Friday afternoon with no game happening? Why, come up with Wizards slogans, of course. Thanks to the chuckle-worthy decision to put Bradley Beal, a 19-year old, in a ticket ad featuring beer (which I don't think is that big of a deal, but whatever), the #WizardsSlogan hashtag has exploded this afternoon. Some of my favorites:

Personally, I like "How About Steez Nuts" because of this, but we can all do so much better. What would your Wizards slogan be.
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