Team Steez vs. Team Swag: Where does each Wizard fall?

Jeff Hanisch-US PRESSWIRE

It's still too early in the season to tell if we'll have enough quotes to put together another #QUOTESANITY like we did last spring, but if we do, Jordan Crawford will certainly be getting his own region this time around. He added to his lore today in an interview with Dan Steinberg.

"Why do you wear sunglasses in the locker room after games?" I asked Jordan Crawford on Thursday.

Little did I know that the answer would soon have me listening to Wu-Tang Clan and Gang Starr tracks in the Verizon Center media room. Without headphones, too.

"Oh, that's just a part of my steez," Crawford replied.

As Trey Kerby notes, it's a departure from the swag era of Gilbert Arenas, and in some ways it is, but I think there's still some members of Team Swag in the Wizards' locker room. Here's how I'd break down the roster at the moment:

TEAM STEEZ

TEAM SWAG

NOTE: Emeka Okafor is on neither team because he's above all this silliness. Also, get off his lawn.
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