Paul Shirley is the former Phoenix Suns player who started a blog based on his experiences riding the bench with the Phoenix Suns. He used his fame to write a book about the places he's played and all the experiences he's had on the fringes of the NBA life. He's also not really funny, as evidenced by this tweet.
I just recognized JaVale McGee at Benihana. What are the chances that he recognized me, or, knows how to read?
"You know, because he's a basketball player that looks goofy and sometimes wants to be a point guard! Up top, bro!"