Wizards get blown out by Magic in final game before All-Star Break
In lieu of a real postgame recap, and because we've reached the All-Star Break, I propose that we turn this Wizards-Magic postgame thread into a haiku contest. Inspired by wjb and Bullet Nation, here's my contribution.
The first half is over
A Great Wall and a 14 bad bricks
Better days will come
The one to get the most green wins a gold star. Or a green star. Whichever you prefer.
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Bullets Forever
Tonight was magnificient
I bet on the Magic
by Wieters Wieners on Feb 16, 2011 9:24 PM EST reply actions
a traitor confessed
but by what means to torture…
watch the game over
by Bullet Nation in Exile on Feb 16, 2011 9:26 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
ARGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Bullets Forever
Tonight was magnificient
I bet the Magic
by Wieters Wieners on Feb 16, 2011 9:26 PM EST up reply actions
Mike
You definitely lose the haiku contest bro…. REALLY!?! haha
by Wieters Wieners on Feb 16, 2011 9:24 PM EST reply actions
Twenty-five point loss
Makes creative juices flow
To avoid the game
by wjb1492 on Feb 16, 2011 9:29 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Dray laughs in delight
leaving Flip scratching his head
a stroke coming on
by Bullet Nation in Exile on Feb 16, 2011 9:32 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Please please please please please
don’t leave leave leave leave leave leave
please please please please please
by Wieters Wieners on Feb 16, 2011 9:40 PM EST up reply actions
If Kirk’s in L.A.
I can no longer despise
them blindly, damn you
by Bullet Nation in Exile on Feb 16, 2011 9:43 PM EST up reply actions
Mike’s great at blogging
Haikus are not you’re calling
Your last line has 6
by ElixCash on Feb 16, 2011 9:40 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
CHEATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You SIR, will NOT be inducted in the Haiku Hall of Fame!
by Wieters Wieners on Feb 16, 2011 9:49 PM EST up reply actions
Twenty Eight More Ls
Lets take down the Mavericks
Lets be first at that
by Wieters Wieners on Feb 16, 2011 9:36 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
the dogs howl in pain
screaming Magic superfan
please shut the hell up
by Bullet Nation in Exile on Feb 16, 2011 9:36 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
His first shot in pros
Airballed threeball Summer League
Wes Unseld yanked him
by Emmet O'Neal on Feb 16, 2011 9:38 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Many road losses
Embarrass the team we love
But we beat the Cavs!
Part of Pech's Posse since 2007.
by OleksiyPecherovsHomeboy on Feb 16, 2011 9:40 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Oleksiy’s homeboy
his words recall our greatness
I get buckets, son
by Bullet Nation in Exile on Feb 16, 2011 9:45 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
^ Winner
Part of Pech's Posse since 2007.
by OleksiyPecherovsHomeboy on Feb 16, 2011 9:46 PM EST up reply actions
Another road loss
The diamond in the rough is
We still have John Wall
formerly known as username: 'wizkhalifa'
by HailEarlBorgans on Feb 16, 2011 9:42 PM EST reply actions
Interesting thought
By that same logical strand
Antawn’s worth 20
by Emmet O'Neal on Feb 16, 2011 9:46 PM EST up reply actions
but Nick plays defense
Garnett pwned Jamison hard
in the postseason
by Bullet Nation in Exile on Feb 16, 2011 9:48 PM EST up reply actions
Lakers all tied up
What a joke they are right now
We won in cleveland
by Wieters Wieners on Feb 16, 2011 9:43 PM EST reply actions
Ramon Sessions, wow
The regular Wiz killer
Is dominating
Part of Pech's Posse since 2007.
by OleksiyPecherovsHomeboy on Feb 16, 2011 9:49 PM EST up reply actions
My Wolves gave him up
for the esteemed privilege
of trading Hollins.
"Those things about which we cannot theorize, we must narrate." – Umberto Eco
there is a haven
for shot jackers in this league
Golden State drafts him
by Bullet Nation in Exile on Feb 16, 2011 9:50 PM EST up reply actions
I prefer ice cream
melting currently on the
damn counter, oh crap
by Bullet Nation in Exile on Feb 16, 2011 9:51 PM EST up reply actions
It’s waiting for me
Ominously lingering
On the DVR
by satchmore on Feb 16, 2011 9:54 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
If you value your life
As well as your sanity
Don’t watch this blowout.
Part of Pech's Posse since 2007.
by OleksiyPecherovsHomeboy on Feb 16, 2011 9:55 PM EST up reply actions
’Zards fans are sadists
so your hand remains steady
press play already
by Bullet Nation in Exile on Feb 16, 2011 9:57 PM EST up reply actions
I’m drawn to watch it
Like a deer on the highway
Fandom is slaughter
by satchmore on Feb 16, 2011 9:58 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
I love this so much.
Part of Pech's Posse since 2007.
by OleksiyPecherovsHomeboy on Feb 16, 2011 9:59 PM EST up reply actions
One, two, three, four, five?
I’ve the same combination
on my luggage, dude
by Bullet Nation in Exile on Feb 16, 2011 10:03 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm happy to haiku
The wizards are so bad
I still have much faith.
by Janber on Feb 16, 2011 9:55 PM EST via mobile reply actions
oh, trust me, you’ll stay
you try to leave our family
I’m keeping the kids
by Bullet Nation in Exile on Feb 16, 2011 10:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
let’s put it this way
tragedy even Shatner
can’t exaggerate
by Bullet Nation in Exile on Feb 16, 2011 10:19 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
you might have guessed now
my power like a dark dream
I’ll bring back Heroes
by Bullet Nation in Exile on Feb 16, 2011 10:20 PM EST up reply actions
’Skins, Wizards, Nats, Terps
Horrible in all facets
Black hole in DC
Purple Crush for best kicker in the NFL
by terpfan812 on Feb 16, 2011 10:15 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
its been a tough year
What's this hell I view?
Wizards are like the winter
Ice cold from outside
-wjb1492
our love no defeat
can ever dissever bright
bullets forever
by Bullet Nation in Exile on Feb 16, 2011 10:21 PM EST reply actions
This one is for you mike
five syllables in first
seven come next then five more
mikes “haiku” is not
I dont care what the D.N.A. Says, the Guy wearing number 12 Cannot be Kirk Hinrich, he is definetly Kurt. Kirk can actually play basketball!
You have six of them
I think that is ironic
Haikus are boring
"The Wizards won thanks to John Wall JohnWalling to John Wall for the bucket for John Wall. If not for John Wall, the Washington JohnWalls would never have JohnWall’d the Utah NotJohnWalls."-mike prada
...
piccolomair…fail
I dont care what the D.N.A. Says, the Guy wearing number 12 Cannot be Kirk Hinrich, he is definetly Kurt. Kirk can actually play basketball!
by piccolomair on Feb 16, 2011 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
A more serious (?) contribution
A bulls fans idol
gritty, goggled, iowan
Hinrich for three!
I dont care what the D.N.A. Says, the Guy wearing number 12 Cannot be Kirk Hinrich, he is definetly Kurt. Kirk can actually play basketball!
bah
A bulls fans idol
gritty, goggled, iowan
Kirk Hinrich for three!
I dont care what the D.N.A. Says, the Guy wearing number 12 Cannot be Kirk Hinrich, he is definetly Kurt. Kirk can actually play basketball!
by piccolomair on Feb 16, 2011 10:44 PM EST up reply actions
I went to the game tonight
Wall was fantastic
Armstrong inexcusable
Amway has hot chicks
Luke Scott Luke Scott Luke Scott you still my boy-Adam Jones
Does your SN Blog
Spontaneously Haiku
I didn’t think so
by spotless on Feb 16, 2011 11:30 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
The Poetry of Defeat
Nick sits so Wall scores
Flip watches as Howard soars
Lakers suffer too
I’m tired of this #%(%%!!
*#^%)@ $#&%, &$^* $^#&^^#-# &^#^$!!!!!
^#$&%&^ trade all their #^$@))%%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by disgrunted on Feb 17, 2011 6:09 AM EST reply actions 5 recs
disgrunted said #%(%%!!
Profanity – it is called for
Another blowout
by wjb1492 on Feb 17, 2011 11:17 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I suck @ heiku
But is I will say this: this was a very valluable loss.
1. OveralI saw good energy on defense and pretty good execution on offense. It was just unfortunate everybody but Wall was cold. I would like to see them keerp playing with that effort and sence of urgency going into the final stretch of the season.
2. Wall played more agressive, just like he did in the beginning of the year. He should continue that after the All Star break. The difference is so obvious that i am starting to believe that Saunders has been asking John to pull it out and run set plays instead of letting him play to his instincts.
3. We have no big on the roster that is untouchable going forward.
4. Josh Howard is not immune to the ‘hero-ball’ mentality.
"If you don't shoot, you can't score"
Johan Cruijff
" My psychiatrist just doesn't know what I go through. He is a Lakers fan" Hambonejackson
Blatche is bad player
D.Howard kept dunking wow
Blatche McGee still party
by ThePGPhenomenon on Feb 17, 2011 9:42 AM EST reply actions
Valanciunas?
Jared Sullinger, maybe?
It’s that time again…
From the District of Columbia, home of the hyperbolic paraboloid transitional floating zone defense.
by mr. 91 on Feb 17, 2011 10:12 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
Enough of these Haikus, and cut to what really matters.The players soon gone.We need a roster bust, to bring back our winnings ways. The seasons do change. To continue this path, will lead the team to madness, when rebirth is nearby. And so I believe, some of these players must go, to play for new teams. And we must part ways, as a river will soon divide, then meet the ocean.
by hambonejackson on Feb 17, 2011 10:51 AM EST reply actions
its so irritating when I know I should write "to" and not "then"
Now, I have to go and visit my dominatrix, again.
by hambonejackson on Feb 17, 2011 11:00 AM EST up reply actions
the team has lost me
i cannot stomach to see
dray blatche anymore
by DarrellWalkerFan on Feb 17, 2011 10:55 AM EST reply actions
All the young talent
had us giddy in autumn.
Now? Trade all but Wall!
"Be patient or be a Heat fan" - MR
by steadyhand on Feb 17, 2011 2:35 PM EST reply actions 1 recs

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