From an article on SB Nation, they referenced a series of prank wars between Nick Young and Gilbert Arenas, and Gilbert's account of the culmination of the war. Reminded me why he used to be one of my favorite athletes ever. Hopefully he'll reclaim that status

"So I was sitting in my house playing Halo and I'm looking at my surveillance camera and I see Dominic and Nick creep up to my property all decked out. They parked across the street and they're running towards my house wearing masks and helmets. They came around the side of the house, jumped the wall, and came in through the garage. But by the time they did all that, I already was out of the house and jumped the other wall. They were in the house looking for me and I was across the street flattening their tires so when they decided to leave they'd be on flats....

When they left the house, they stole my daddy's toaster! I like making toast! So I told them ... that we were going to have a paintball shootout. We all went to the store... and bought all these paintball guns, like eight or nine new ones (because I already had three), then we bought the CO2 cartridges and like 12,000 paintballs and I even bought a couple paintball grenades.

We tried to make the teams fair. My team was me, my friend John and three guys who were at my house hooking up stereo equipment."