Brainstorm session: BF team awards
So because it's the end of the season, we at BF should hand out some hardware to commemorate the good, bad and wacky of the 2009/10 season. There are some awards that are pretty obvious, stuff like MVP, LVP, Most Improved, Game of the Year, etc, but there are others that are less obvious that are worth remembering. Awards that mostly celebrate the wacky, rather than the good or the bad.
With that in mind, I wanted to use this thread to collectively brainstorm two things. One are the awards themselves that we should be handing out. What type of silly things should we commemorate? What type of serious things should we commemorate? Etc. Second, we need some silly names for these awards, like the "Oleksiy Pecherov I Get Buckets, Son Award For Biggest Black Hole," and since most of you are more creative than me, I wanted to open this up to everyone.
We'll run the awards next week, putting a different poll up every day allowing you all to vote, but in the meantime, let's use this thread for some brainstorming.
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To get things rolling
The “Hot Babe That You Think You Have A Chance To Date, But You Definitely Don’t Award”: Shaun Livingston.
by disgrunted on Apr 16, 2010 9:43 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I'm too cynical to come up with names for real awards;
how about awards that I’d like to see, but will never happen. The “Lowest BB I.Q. in the NBA” Award: pick your favorite (this award isn’t as offensive as it could be because I put “BB” in there). Or, the “Pound the Ball into the Floor Until it Explodes” Award: Randy Foye. Or the, “Mom, Why Doesn’t He Shoot It, Ever?” Award: Mike MIller.
OK - here is a start
The “Glass Joe” award for most injury prone: ________________________
The “Kid n’ Play” award for most creative hairstyles: ____________________
The “Bill Bellicheck Borthless Cliche” award for most contrite in and post-game interviews:___________
The “Steve Buckhantz Dagger” award for most clutch shooting:______________
The “Craig Sager” award for best dressed when not in uniform:_____________________
The “Gentleman” award for most professional off the court:____________________
The “Ole” award for worst defender:_____________________
shine like bald head, smoke trees call me log head
The "I'ma Let You Finish Award"
to Andray Blatche for most selfish.
Its always Roger Mason (Jr.) time!
I Like Myself (I'm Worth A Lot) Award...
goes to Mike James, who’s still waiting for a call from an NBA team so he can contribute in the Playoffs.
Whoa...
There have to be awards for:
Best and Worst Mascots
Best and Worst Dance Teams
Best and Worst Touring Halftime Shows (Like the Latin Quick Change Artists and whatever happened to the guy who played the entire Village People?)
The Susan O’Malley Prize for the Corniest Promotion of the Year
Best and Worst Marketing Slogan
Best and Worst Team Website
Food and Beverage Service
Flopper of the Year
How about
The “Welcome to DC, have we mentioned we’re cursed?” award, which goes to Josh Howard.
I used to think that the old Capital Center must have been built on an Indian burial site
but now that the Washington Capitals are doing great, it seems the curse must not have been due to an overall Indian curse or poltergeists. There must be something specific to the Bullets…was there some sort of Faustian bargain to give us the championship in the 70s, but never again??
by Tbonebullets on Apr 16, 2010 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Brilliant...
no wonder Livingston is not interested in staying…
Breaking out of lurk mode for this
I’d just really like to see a “Take that, Lebron, you douche” award.
by Elvin_is_my_Elvis on Apr 16, 2010 2:50 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
I just want an "Even Steven" award
for the player who always seems to make one bad play right after one good one, like Laron Profit and Tyronne Nesby used to.

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