Keys to the Palace: Tweet Evaluations

2-1 record for the week. Not bad. Then again, the Wizards' wins this week came against the Knicks and the Nets and their loss came against the defending champion Lakers.

In a week where the Wizards played opposite ends of the talent spectrum, it's hard to come to a fair grade on most of the players this week. To aid our efforts this week, we're using two new tools. First, we have a new grade for evaluation. Players who fall in the gap between receiving a golden key and a red lock of shame will be given the blue guest pass of indifference:

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Additionally, this week we'll be relying on commentary from Twitter for each player. Enjoy!

Andray Blatche

Twitter / Michael Lee
Odd night in NJ. The Wiz have 41 of 71 pts from the bench. Andray Blatche has 14. He's bounced back from those terrible reverse layups.

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Earl Boykins

Twitter / SmokeyCloud
Earl Boykins's Last Second Heroics would be a great band name.

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Caron Butler

Twitter / J. Darnell Tillman
Caron Butler pump fakes more than Ben Roethelisberger...with FAR less results

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Randy Foye

Twitter / Doc Funk
Randy Foye is hitting parts of the backboard I didn't even know existed.

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Brendan Haywood

Twitter / Jared Wade
Haven't seen that drop-step dunk from Brendan Haywood in some time. Then again, who actually watches DC play?

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Mike James

Twitter / Mike James
Throw this old pitbull a bone. I'm hungry.

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Antawn Jamison

Twitter / George V. Panagakos
They should sell Antawn Jamison undershirts at the Wizards store

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JaVale McGee

Twitter / Truth_About_It
JaVale McGee, the human loss cigar checks in, looked "thrilled" on his way to scorer's table. Checks in w 30 secs. left, Wiz down 15.

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Dominic McGuire

Twitter / Desmond D Dubs S.
all this lebron wade and melo talk! wat about the real ballers like Dominic McGuire lmfao!!

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Mike Miller

Twitter / Lyle Ishida
Dear Ernie Grunfeld: Plz re-sign Mike Miller to a 3-yr extension over the summer. Thanks a lot.

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Fabricio Oberto

Twitter / Sham's Ports
By recording 2 points, 0 rebounds and 6 fouls tonight, Fabricio Oberto has upped his season totals to 36 points, 43 rebounds and 63 fouls.

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DeShawn Stevenson

Twitter / Tas Melas
I'd like to make a joke about DeShawn Stevenson entering the game, but he does a pretty good job on his own. #wizards #nba

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Nick Young

Twitter / Mike Prada
In case you're wondering, Nick Young is inactive tonight. I can't even see him on the bench at the moment.

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Flip Saunders

Twitter / Jonathan Grella
Flip Saunders at the Rookery. Geez...

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