With no TV, it's hard to really say anything substantive about the Wizards loss to the Pistons last night. Michael Lee's blog post makes it seem like John Wall got a crash course in the NBA, both offensively, where Ben Wallace bothered him on pick and rolls, and defensively, where Rodney Stuckey abused him.  That's fine, it's preseason, oh well.  Can you tell I'm ready for the season to start already?

So instead of a recap, maybe you guys can help me explain what the heck is going on in this picture of Al Thornton and Wallace.  Best caption wins a lot of greens.