Wizards v. Cavs: Screen Shot Memories
Ya'll remember when we beat the Cavs?
Everyone snickered because it was our Super Bowl....our funny money "championship"....nice try, but our small piece of joy and glimmer of hope in the midst of a shockingly tragic season can't be taken away.
So to celebrate the memories, and in the absence of a traditional game blog (what happened to those anyway?), I present the Wizards vs. Cavs, in screen shots:
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Gilbert Arenas worked the refs from the get-go. Can you see him as a politician when he matures to a gray-haired quinquagenarian?
Once he made it to the bench, Arenas proceeded with his coaching duties, consulting Phil Hubbard, who was born in Canton, Ohio and once played for the Cavs BTW.
Big Ernie Grunfeld prayed/meditated/mentalized for something good.
Gruns usually plays it cool, you don't want to play poker with the guy.
But even Ern has his moments of angst.
Mike Brown sported the "lesbian eyeglasses" that the Wizznutzz were talking about.
JaVale McGee salutes after big plays....it's kinda his thing.
And hey, the Wizznutzz were in attendance.....isn't this Jaarko the intern who humped a bucket to the go-go beat outside of the Verizon?
Chuck Barkley was three sheets to the wind and talking trash about the Wiz by the half.
Keep on for the second half.
Wiz fans hoped that Gil would warm up the hibachi for the second half. It was not to be on this night.....but Agent Zero was adept at creating for his fellow agents.
This is Dominic McGuire jumping up and back.....doing a damn good job of avoiding contact. This is also LeBron James stumblin' and bumblin'.....guess who was called for a foul and who was not called for a travel.

Coach Tap couldn't bare to watch the refs butcher the game in favor of David Stern's darling.
BTW, do you know that the NBA has created and runs the ridiculous site, LeBronisreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallygood.com?
I mean, I understand that the league wants to promote its players, but isn't this kinda B.S.?
My biased opinion says heck yea.
[via True Hoop]
Gilbert, I'm not even going to ask what you were trying to do to Mo Williams here.........inappropriate.
Down the stretch, Brendan Haywood released intensity via his Blue Steel face.
And Agent Zero aimed to keep it hype.
After Nick Young took a silly/stupid/rushed/forced three, Tapscott was ready to put the kid's head on a stake with a steely gaze.
Young came up big with a late drive to the hoop, but he's got to be better than selfish trigger pulls.
The leadership of Brendan Haywood tried to intervene.
Awww....what do we have here? How cute! A new born grown baby man!
LeBron holding his lip....how familiar. Probably time for LeBaby to go ahead and get one of these.
Gilbert's hype-nitis attempts continued......
Typical LeBron James:
1. Grasp ball like an NFL running back
2. Drop your shoulder into the defender's chest
3. Once contact is made, jump back like you're a 5'7" 140 pound dude who has just run into a trampoline.
4. Thank the ref for C-ing Your A.
But in the end, good prevailed over evil and all was right in the universe.
Enjoy your bourbon flavored crow Chuck Barkley.
"Sorry Charles, we didn't mean to spoil your prediction.....it happens." -Gil Arenas

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Priceless
Bullets Forever - where "Dagger ! " happens......
by Rook6980 on Apr 6, 2009 8:48 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
These are always great.
Now writing for Ridiculous Upside, where we knew who Mike Taylor was before you did.
by Jon L on Apr 6, 2009 11:06 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I love Javale's salute
I wish the announcers would talk about it more.
by pantslessyoda1 on Apr 6, 2009 2:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Fun - as always
i like the zephyrs unis too. god – more than health or blake griffin or a new coach, this team needs a new name and uniforms.
"a crab dribble is when you travel" - caron butler
by little stevie colter on Apr 6, 2009 2:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
How about the DC Go Go?
It’d be nice to embrace our city’s culture, and it would give the team an excuse to have local musicians at the games more often. Plus, what else are we famous for? Overeducated, underpaid 20-somethings with an inflated belief in their own importance to the nation’s political system? I guess the Washington Blackberries would work, and the extra sponsorship money would probably let us go over the luxury tax every year.
I don’t like blue and white uniforms since every other team in every other sport has them, but I can’t think of better colors. You’re right, the Zephyrs ones are pretty nice. Plus, when we’ve worn them, we’ve beaten th Knicks and Cavs, played the Lakers really close, and lost to the Rockets, so that’s probably a good sign.
by pantslessyoda1 on Apr 6, 2009 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
skeets
what a d-bag
and also, what an idiot. ‘sweeter than the one in ’75’?
do a little research, dumbass
by joshp on Apr 6, 2009 2:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Stop it
Skeets is funny and that piece was really funny. He wasn’t sneering on Wizards fans.
You know you'll get devoured by Cheaney, Wallace, and Juwan Howard.
by Mike Prada on Apr 6, 2009 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks for introducing me to "Monroe Piercing"
Also, that Lebronisreallygood site pissed me off. I didn’t KNOW the NBA ran the site, but when I first visited I thought “either the NBA or the team must have paid a shitload of money to get this site up, but to sorta disguise it as a fan site.” That pisses me off. They are infringing on the sacred ground that is original fan-created content on the interwebs. My message to the NBA is: get back to doing what you are good at, which is fixing drafts and instituting dress codes, and leave stay the hell out of our domain. You and your faux-fan websites are not “cool.”
Getting buckets since 2003.
by Icantfeelmyface on Apr 7, 2009 11:15 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Super lame site
The NBA just gets worse and worse. I wonder what it would be like to have someone other than Stern run the place.
It’s not really disguised though. It does come up under the NBA.com domain.
by MR on Apr 7, 2009 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fair enough
But I still think they are trying to model the site after stuff created by fans. I just think that if they are going to do a website hyping LeBron for MVp they should stop trying to be so “hip.” Maybe people love this stuff. Maybe I’m just grumpy. Maybe I just hate LeBron. All possible, but I will not apologize for being a hater of this website.
Getting buckets since 2003.
by Icantfeelmyface on Apr 7, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't apologize
I wonder how Wade and Kobe feel about it.
by MR on Apr 7, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well.....I'm not that "cool"
As I asked my teenage sister what the hell the kids are calling those stupid lip piercing things.
Representing DC with Wizards & Stuff - Truth About It.net and Bullets Forever.
by Truth About It on Apr 7, 2009 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

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