The Bullets Forever exclusive about Gilbert Arenas becoming the next Player/Coach/GM of the Wizards was just an April Fools' Day joke, right?

Not so fast, we've come across an "exclusive" photo of Gilbert Arenas attempting usurp Coach Ed Tapscott.

Here, Arenas is clearly using the Vulcan nerve pinch in attempt to render Tapscott unconscious so that he can take over play calling duties (wait, doesn't Wes Unseld, Jr. call the plays? -- looks like Gil has some more pinching to do).

More captivating screen shots of Arenas' comeback against the Pistons available at truthaboutit.net.