So Much Stuff Going on in This Photo

by Jake Whitacre on Mar 2, 2009 9:42 PM EST in Silly Stuff

(Photo by Ned Dishman/NBAE via Getty Images)

Never one to settle in life, Javaris Crittenton now throws in a split whenever he passes the ball.
JaVale McGee is scared of basketballs.
Al Horford pregame playlist consists of one song played on a constant loop. You can probably guess what song it is.
He'll never admit to it, but whenever Flip Murray was in the game, Antawn Jamison tried to hide behind JaVale so Flip couldn't see him.
Mike James and Mike Bibby are both sitting in the corner thinking "WHEN ARE THOSE GUYS GOING TO STOP MESSING AROUND DOWN THERE AND PASS ME THE BALL???"

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Wizards thought bubbles

Mike James: Man I am hot, get me the ball!
Javaris Crittenton: Maybe if I jump like this when I pass then it will make SportsCenter top 10 plays
JaVale McGee: Whoa man what you jumpin’ like that when you pass for?
Antawn Jamison: If it weren’t for those meddling kids!

"Would you like to shoot me now or wait till you get home." --- Daffy Duck

by George Templeton on Mar 2, 2009 11:21 PM EST reply actions

McGee's Magic Show

Javale McGee holds the ball in midair using telekinetic powers developed during his time on the bench
Javaris Crittenton: “Oh snap!”
Horford + #22 “Stay away evil Wizard”
Jamison “Daaayyyyuuumm”
Mike James “Over here, over here, over here”
Mike Bibbee “Mike James, shut up and just watch the kid”
Josh Smith “I hope nobody smells that”

by morethesamewiz on Mar 3, 2009 9:59 AM EST reply actions

Tapscott on McGee’s performance
“"Just didn’t think there was enough effectiveness there doing the things we need. Telekinesis is not necessarily playing well. You have to look at what is being given up on the other end.”

by morethesamewiz on Mar 3, 2009 10:34 AM EST up reply actions