The home fans do this because they are facing terminal fan-death and are in the 7 stages of grief and they are stuck in stage 3: Anger and Bargaining. We hope that maybe we can scheme our way out of our fate by taking the 12 men and the 48 minutes and arranging them on the Wizards Insider comments board in different ways until we unlock the magic combination. We take the 48 minutes and we move em around furiously like so many toppings on a pizza, but my friends, its like William Faulkner said: "Clocks slay time.... time is dead as long as it is being clicked off by little wheels; only when the clock stops does time come to life" and at some point, when u r screaming for more minutes for Pecherov, you have to ask yourselves this question: "If you keep adding more pineapple to a 'Papa Johns Pizza with Pineapple', when does it become a Papa Johns Pineapple with Pizza???"
The Wizznutzz strike again. In their latest entry, you'll also see them compare life as a Wizards fan to riding Metro. As always, well worth the read.
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THAT is fan-freakingtastic
wizznutzz have been slacking a bit recently – but bringing faulkner, sisyphus and icarus into the equation make me proud to be a fan.
"a crab dribble is when you travel" - caron butler
by little stevie colter on
Jan 11, 2009 11:37 PM EST
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Meh.
I’m not about salvaging the season, I want to evaluate the future. This season? It’s done; finished.
by Pryme on
Jan 12, 2009 10:10 AM EST
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Funny post
but his evaluation of why fans want to re-shuffle the minutes is way off. I haven’t seen ONE post from a Wizards fan that thinks giving more minutes to this guy or that guy will “salvage” the season….
Only that they need to give more minutes to the young, unproven guys to see what they have…. and to accelerate the learning process…….so the Wizards Management (is someone actually managing?) can assess where they are, and what they need.
Bullets Forever - where "Dagger ! " happens......
by Rook6980 on
Jan 12, 2009 10:17 AM EST
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C'mon
It’s Wizznutzz. They’re not to be taken at face value.
You know you'll get devoured by Cheaney, Wallace, and Juwan Howard.
by Mike Prada on
Jan 12, 2009 2:40 PM EST
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Best.... Line... Ever...
‘In China they got this 4-step, 2-handed dribble move that all the boys do that they call “Path of the Righteous”’
The Washington Wizards: providing career scoring nights for unknown opposing bench players since 2004.
by mamemimo on
Jan 12, 2009 12:01 PM EST
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