Bullets Forever: An SB Nation Community

Navigation: Jump to content areas:



Sports blogs for fans, by fans.
Around SBN: Steve McNair Found Shot to Death


The home fans do this because they are facing terminal fan-death and are in the 7 stages of grief and they are stuck in stage 3: Anger and Bargaining. We hope that maybe we can scheme our way out of our fate by taking the 12 men and the 48 minutes and arranging them on the Wizards Insider comments board in different ways until we unlock the magic combination. We take the 48 minutes and we move em around furiously like so many toppings on a pizza, but my friends, its like William Faulkner said: "Clocks slay time.... time is dead as long as it is being clicked off by little wheels; only when the clock stops does time come to life" and at some point, when u r screaming for more minutes for Pecherov, you have to ask yourselves this question: "If you keep adding more pineapple to a 'Papa Johns Pizza with Pineapple', when does it become a Papa Johns Pineapple with Pizza???"

The Wizznutzz strike again. In their latest entry, you'll also see them compare life as a Wizards fan to riding Metro. As always, well worth the read.

Link 5 months ago Masonair_tiny JakeTheSnake Comment 6 comments 0 recs |

Story-email Email Printer Print

Comments

Display:

THAT is fan-freakingtastic

wizznutzz have been slacking a bit recently – but bringing faulkner, sisyphus and icarus into the equation make me proud to be a fan.

"a crab dribble is when you travel" - caron butler

by little stevie colter on Jan 11, 2009 11:37 PM EST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Funny post

but his evaluation of why fans want to re-shuffle the minutes is way off. I haven’t seen ONE post from a Wizards fan that thinks giving more minutes to this guy or that guy will “salvage” the season….

Only that they need to give more minutes to the young, unproven guys to see what they have…. and to accelerate the learning process…….so the Wizards Management (is someone actually managing?) can assess where they are, and what they need.

Bullets Forever - where "Dagger ! " happens......

by Rook6980 on Jan 12, 2009 10:17 AM EST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

C'mon

It’s Wizznutzz. They’re not to be taken at face value.

You know you'll get devoured by Cheaney, Wallace, and Juwan Howard.

by Mike Prada on Jan 12, 2009 2:40 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Best.... Line... Ever...

‘In China they got this 4-step, 2-handed dribble move that all the boys do that they call “Path of the Righteous”’

The Washington Wizards: providing career scoring nights for unknown opposing bench players since 2004.

by mamemimo on Jan 12, 2009 12:01 PM EST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Comments For This Post Are Closed


User Tools

Welcome to the SB Nation blog about Washington Wizards.
Start posting about the Wizards »

Join SB Nation and dive into communities focused on all your favorite teams.

FanPosts

Community blog posts and discussion.

Recommended FanPosts

B-king_front_small
D-League Players - Who Fits?
Small
Part II- Flip's Toolbox - Backcourt Offense
248225_small
State your biases here
Small
Projecting the 09-10 Wizards Using the Current Roster and Win Shares

Recent FanPosts

Img_5674_small
Pecking order
Jameson_small
"The locker room is policed by the superstar, never the coach."
Markriggs_small
So much for McDyess - Mikki Moore here we come. Yippee!
Img_5674_small
different names
Gugliottawas_small
My First Trade Idea - Foye, Stevenson, James for Diop, Bell
Markriggs_small
An interesting stat comparison
B-king_front_small
Wizards Summer League Team
610x_small
Jazz Look To Trade Boozer
Small
Coaching Carousel Getting Out of Hand?
610x_small
Charlie Villanueva

Post_icon New FanPost All FanPosts Carrot-mini

SPONSORS


Lead editors

Gheorghe_small Mike Prada

Masonair_small JakeTheSnake

Contributing editors

Big_small Truth About It

Contributing writers

Markriggs_small Rook6980

Small bwoodsxyz

Official Partner of Yahoo! Sports