"Superman was a working man every day, he was a regular dude, right? But when he got into that booth, he changed into something else. When I come to the gym and put on this uniform, I change into a basketball player. I am six feet-- don't be saying I'm 5-11, 5-10, because y'all messing my inches up--but I'm six feet and I turn into something else."

(Quote from the Bog, picture from the Wizards' media day coverage.) The best part is, it's not even the best wristband story from media day.