Which got me thinking: what would Obama's executive cabinet look like if he could only assemble it...

Which got me thinking: what would Obama's executive cabinet look like if he could only assemble it choosing current NBA players?
Here's what I came up with:
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Attorney General: Etan Thomas. The US Attorney General is the head of the Department of Justice concerned with legal affairs and is the chief law enforcement officer of the United States government. Etan Thomas is smart. Works for me.

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I read BDL every day; it's entertaining and I just love the daily 'Create-a-Caption' contest. The winners usually make me laugh. This post is pretty entertaining, leaving my political views aside. I can just see Dikembe waving his finger as Secretary of Defense.

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Dikembe would have the upper hand in all negotiations

You will not win an argument with Mutombo.

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by JakeTheSnake on Jun 18, 2008 9:47 AM EDT 0 recs

Addendum

They wouldn’t be able to understand what Dikembe is saying, hence why they won’t win.

That was a terrible joke set-up.

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by JakeTheSnake on Jun 18, 2008 9:50 AM EDT up 0 recs

I got you, though.

I’m not exactly sure why he chooses Etan for this job – is it because he looks so smart when he’s well-dressed with his glasses on?

by se7en on Jun 18, 2008 7:41 PM EDT 0 recs

That would be my guess

Or it might be the poetry. Not to many NBA players can say they’ve published a book that wasn’t an autobiography.

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by JakeTheSnake on Jun 19, 2008 10:29 AM EDT up 0 recs

KG

Kevin Garnett as Secretary of the Interior. He did a great job protecting the inside this year.

by hotplate on Jun 19, 2008 10:38 AM EDT 0 recs

Press Secretary

Its not a Cabinet position but the Press Secretary should be our own Brendan Todd Haywood. His commentary during the Cleveland series was hilarious. “Come on, Mike. His last name is James not Brown”. Priceless.

Of course you could go with someone who’s plays good on the ball pressure defense I suppose. No one on the ‘zards would fit there though.

by hotplate on Jun 19, 2008 10:41 AM EDT 0 recs