Which got me thinking: what would Obama's executive cabinet look like if he could only assemble it choosing current NBA players? Here's what I came up with: ... Attorney General: Etan Thomas. The US Attorney General is the head of the Department of Justice concerned with legal affairs and is the chief law enforcement officer of the United States government. Etan Thomas is smart. Works for me.BDL's Dream Team Cabinet I read BDL every day; it's entertaining and I just love the daily 'Create-a-Caption' contest. The winners usually make me laugh. This post is pretty entertaining, leaving my political views aside. I can just see Dikembe waving his finger as Secretary of Defense.