I watched most of the game last night, and I saw every minute that Mike James was on the floor. In honor of this classic scene from Billy Madison, here is my response to Mike James's performance.
What you just did ... was one of the most insanely idiotic basketball performances I have ever witnessed. At no point in your sloppy, ineffective time on the court were you even close to anything that can be considered a respectable basketball play. Everyone in the arena last night is now a worse basketball player for having witnessed it. I award you no respect, and my God have mercy on your soul.