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Wizards down one, 9.2 seconds to play, must-win game. What's the play?

Wizznutzz:

There's a play Eddie Jordan loves to run called "ISO Giant," and it goes like this:

Dixon inbounds to McGee. McGee dunks the ball in his own basket. Wizards now down three. Dixon inbounds to Muresan, who has been summoned from VIP lounge, where he runs the executive nacho dispenser. Muresan swings to Jamison in the corner. Defense rotates, but Arenas anticipates the shift, positions wheelchair behind the defender and yanks his shorts down. Jamison drops 3-point finger roll at the buzzer. Analyst Doug Collins screams "Kiss me, Michael!" and stabs DeShawn Stevenson. Wizards make technical free throw, win game.

• TrueHoop, ESPN's NBA blog

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lol

Probably the funniest thing I’ve read in a long, long time.

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by Wizards on Oct 21, 2008 8:21 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I would die a happy man

If I had a photo of Gheorghe Muresan running an executive nacho dispenser.

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by JakeTheSnake on Oct 21, 2008 9:43 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wizznutz strikes again

True Hoop loves his copy, and with reason! Man writes with great style and tongue totally imbedded in cheek. My only question is who shot the technical?

by khrabb on Oct 22, 2008 5:43 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Why

Charles Jones, the secret weapon, of course…

by Rook6980 on Oct 22, 2008 7:52 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WizzNutzz left out one part....

Where Dave Hopla leads the team on a wild goose planting bombs around DC while he is really back at the Verizon Center plotting to steal Eddie Jordan’s coaching job……oh wait, that was Hopla look alike Jeremy Irons in Die Hard with a Vengeance. My B….carry on.

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by Truth About It on Oct 23, 2008 2:11 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Also

" stabs DeShawn Stevenson."

“Dagger?”

by Jon L on Oct 23, 2008 5:18 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

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