Google says it all

Look, I know the whole Wizards = Injuires = Not good equation has been beaten to death over the last few years and I don't like dwelling on it anymore than anyone else, but sometimes it's almost funny how cursed we've been over the last few years.  To really get a feel for how bad it's been, all you have to do is check out the results for the following search strings on Google:

Washington Wizards legit: 37,700

Washington Wizards contender: 42,500

Washington Wizards dynasty: 88,500

Washington Wizards ugly uniform: 93,900

Washington Wizards curse: 101,000

Washington Wizards winner: 187,000

Washington Wizards winning: 321,000

Washington Wizards victory: 323,000

Washington Wizards championship: 365,000

Washington Wizards fight: 444,000 (Thanks Brendan, Etan, Rod, & Tracy for that.  Also, for those of you wondering: Washington Wizards tickle fight = 7,760)

Washington Wizards injuries: 567,000

But don't lose all hope, because we still have this going for us...

Washington Wizards fun: 2,490,000

And based on what we've seen today, it looks like those numbers will keep climbing.

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