Dashing to Friday

When I started this, the plan was to use dashes instead of bullets so it would tie in with the title, but since it seems that site just reformats the dashes into bullets, it looks like we're bulleting to Friday.  Most of this is Wizards related, some of it isn't.

• First there was the joke, then there was the joke backlash, and now there's some joke backlash-backlash.
• According to Wizards Insider, it appears that Barcelona is willing to extend the deadline, throwing the clock all out of whack.
• Remember the Anchorman reference from the KG entry?  This is where the quote in question came from.
• Just in case you were wondering, Andray's arrest was totally and completely Marion Berry's fault.
• Owwwwwwwwwww.
• If JC Navarro ends up going to Memphis, he may want to avoid the dogs.  Similarly, Mike Vick might REALLY want to avoid the dogs.
• In 5 months, who will weigh more?  Nicole Richie, or Nicole Richie's baby?  As of now the baby is 2.5 pound favorite in my book.
• Howie chimes in with some tips for Andray on how not to get caught again.
• Deadspin has some details on what ALLEGEDLY went down with Blatche and the undercover cop.  
• This is from a while back on FreeDarko, but it's of some interest after what's gone on the last few days. I won't give it away, but when you see it you'll know what it is. (NSFW)
• Henry Abbott of TrueHoop chimes in on the Blatche ordeal.