I think it's fair to say that the gift aspect of the holiday season is not time-specific. It can occur before December 25, and I think it's not too unfair to suggest it can occur afterwards, at least up until the new year.
Still, I imagine most of the Wizards opened their presents yesterday. Below the jump, here's one guy's guess as to what they received.
Gilbert Arenas: A beginner's guide to blogging. Seeing as how the dude is on the shelf for a while, this will offer him the chance to get to know his new go-to medium.
Caron Butler: 500 fat straws. It won't last until the new year, but every little bit helps.
Antawn Jamison: A book on pool trick shots. It's not basketball, but considering Jamison's odd release point on so many off-balanced shots, this book probably makes sense.
DeShawn Stevenson: An ADT security system. Bet you thought I would do something with swag, huh? Hah! Proved you wrong. In all seriousness, after the incident this summer, DeShawn's probably needing a new security system.
Brendan Haywood: A video on post play. In all seriousness, it was probably very hard to buy for Brendan this year, considering how well he's been playing, but I think we could all agree that his post moves still need some work.
Antonio Daniels: Paul Shirley's book. Okay, AD's not that much of a journeyman, but I think he can relate.
Etan Thomas: Where the Sidewalk Ends by Shel Silverstein. I know, I know, this joke was way too easy. My bad.
Darius Songaila: The Borat DVD. So he can work on his impression.
Nick Young: Free Darko's SWAG shirt. Let's face it, Hollywood is going to be the next Gil, at least with regards to his personality.
Andray Blatche: A set of weights for his house. As far as the dude has come, he's still woefully weak for a big man.
Dominic McGuire: The Better Basketball Better Shooting 2 DVD featuring J.J. Redick. In return, Taser sent Redick a Better Basketball Better Everything Else 5 DVD, featuring Dominic McGuire.
Roger Mason: A mini-hoop. That way, he'll actually make some of the dumb shots he takes.
Eddie Jordan: A collage of Wizznutzz's faces of Eddie Jordan. Nothing better than taking a look at yourself, especially when you look kind of like Bowzer from Super Mario.
Ernie Grunfeld: A copy of The Negotiator. I mean, what else?